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Zen and Raising Chickens in a Motorcycle Sidecar Moving 100 MPH
 
Generally speaking,
based on experience,
I advise against this.
I already had to wrestle a fire hose and call it quits on the idea, once before.
 
Use straw.
Make a sliding, removable “false” bottom.
This will allow you to more easily remove the
accumulation of chicken shit that will eventually amass.
Wire a garage droplight into the interior “toe” of the sidecar.
Use the caged bulb type, to protect the birds.
This will be the winter source of heat.
Where you can, fit in a small, potted lemon tree.
Just a foot tall.
The chickens won’t bother its bitter branches and leaves.
It will provide shade
and it will attract insects.
Add a small chunk of driftwood.
It will be appreciated
by the hen.
She will want to stretch her feet –
curl her toes.
Make the sidecar Raccoon proof.
By means available
use chicken wire to prevent
weasels, rats and other
fallen angels from
absconding with your brood.
Chicken wire will allow fresh air to flow
and allow chickens to see the stars.
Let them dream.
Feed them corn cobs.
Burn incense.
Instill hope.

                                                                        ----Erik Petterson

 

 

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