Zen and Raising Chickens in a
Motorcycle Sidecar Moving 100 MPH
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- Generally
speaking,
- based
on experience,
- I
advise against this.
- I
already had to wrestle a fire hose and call it quits on the idea,
once before.
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- Use
straw.
- Make
a sliding, removable “false” bottom.
- This
will allow you to more easily remove the
- accumulation
of chicken shit that will eventually amass.
- Wire
a garage droplight into the interior “toe” of the sidecar.
- Use
the caged bulb type, to protect the birds.
- This
will be the winter source of heat.
- Where
you can, fit in a small, potted lemon tree.
- Just
a foot tall.
- The
chickens won’t bother its bitter branches and leaves.
- It
will provide shade
- and
it will attract insects.
- Add
a small chunk of driftwood.
- It
will be appreciated
- by
the hen.
- She
will want to stretch her feet –
- curl
her toes.
- Make
the sidecar Raccoon proof.
- By
means available
- use
chicken wire to prevent
- weasels,
rats and other
- fallen
angels from
- absconding
with your brood.
- Chicken
wire will allow fresh air to flow
- and
allow chickens to see the stars.
- Let
them dream.
- Feed
them corn cobs.
- Burn
incense.
- Instill
hope.
----Erik Petterson
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